One evening, Eitan delighted us with the depth of his human anatomy knowledge:

I know how bodies work. There are teeth in your tummy that go CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP… and then you can run.

Yeah, that pretty much nails it.


Three Bathrooms

Following construction of one of the recent block homes Eitan likes to build (and subsequently demolish), we were given a tour. The home had one bedroom, one kitchen, and THREE bathrooms. Why three, you may wonder?

One bathroom for pee.

One bathroom for poop.

One bathroom for diarrhea.

Eitan, laughing hysterically

Needless to say, “diarrhea” has become one of Eitan’s new favorite words.